A PIC

So I am terribly excited to say that one of my very best friends, that I never admitted my Twi love to for fear of being ridiculed, has admitted she is head over, panties around her ankles, love as well!!! I almost died, SQEEEED and cried in the same moment. All along I have felt SO alone except for fellow bloggers, but alas I now have a companion. So I introduced her to fanfiction and wonderfully lemony Twismut as well! Which she totally dug, so I know we are in this shit together now. She and I are trying to figure out a way to get to Forks to join the girls from Twitarded. Her hubs works for the airlines, but they do not fly very close, so it has become our VERY secret mission for a few reasons; 1. I have a 2 year old. 2. She is currently trying to get pregnant (I am trying to convince her to wait until after Forks) 3. Our husbands are best friends and will want to take a guy trip and possibly leave me home alone with a 2 year old and a possibly pregnant, VERY high maintance woman! So, we are keeping it all on the DL until we have devised the perfect plan so as to avoid any pitfalls our husbands may toss up! We are crafty bitches, I am pretty sure we got this in the bag!

Also we ultimatly must avoid scenes like this

Especially if one of us looks like this!

Who am I kidding I would kill to be that skinny pregnant or not! LOL

KStew...

Ok so I do not understand why folks hate on Kstew so much, I am pretty sure they are just 1000% jealous, but hell who wouldnt be!? I personally LOVE her I totally have a girl crush, she is beautiful, a good actress, and I am pretty sure could kick my ass if she actually gave enough of a shit to be bothered. I am also starting to think that twitchy Bella was Katherine Hardewicks fault. I have seen a lot of Kstew's other films, Speak BTW is awesome and yes I cried like a bitch. (shut up and don't judge me) Adventureland, I saw it in the theaters and LOVED IT. bought it the day it was released on DVD. Anyway, stop hating on Kstew and support her. If for no other reason, she is a good actress and a young gal in Hollywood that doesn't act like a complete idiot and make us want to punch her in the face. SO... here's to you Kstew, I hope that after The Runaways you may start to get the respect you deserve, and also, finally fess up to doing tons of dirty perverted shit with Rob, and if it isn't to much to ask, DETAILS!

Also, I am not sure who to give credit to on the pic, so if it's yours lemme know.

JEALOUS?!?

So I was in Augusta, GA for Christmas festivities with my husbands (Trying to be Jacob) family. I had debated what his name would be for by blog, but this weekend sealed his fate! While in Augusta he went and saw the FABULOUS stylist Wyndal Dean and with him he took The Boys of Twilight Magazine! I was so proud of TTBJ that he could own his fandom and admit he not only read The Saga, but wanted the Taylor haircut! Wyndal of course liked all the hot boys as well, and admitted to enjoying True Blood too. So while TTBJ was phasing, I went walking down Broad Street. It is the main street downtown and is very alive and well with restaurants, vintage stores, cafes, and artists showrooms. Then as if in a dream I looked up on the corner of 10th and Broad and there it stood The New Moon Cafe! I of course had to gather myself and not go skipping in. I went in and was disappointed to see no Twilight memorabilia, but instead to discover a very old coffee house that was interesting but not twilight. I enjoyed my self anyway, I took a picture of their GIANT moon that is over their Barista area, got a coffee so I didn't seem like a crazy lady, and then got a T-SHIRT!

Welcome

Before I get started I want to say this is my outlet. I am likely going to say things that are offensive, inappropriate and in general not quite right. I will talk about anything and everything I love, which will include Dirty jokes, bad humor, Twilight, vulgarity, in general things that may make you blush! I will talk about books, movies, music. I intend to use this blog as an outlet, I am a mom to a little girl, but plan on not talking about her. I have plenty of outlets for my life with my daughter and husband, and I need an outlet for ME! So welcome to my land... i hope you enjoy a look around.